Effect 1

Nothing I do is my fault

Death to Oatmeal

I like things better


Effect 2

Ruby Von Rails

To the machines and go play outside.

Fleece Marigold

We'd invent machines that do things less efficiently.

Jason Response

Just makes people try to do everything at once.

Effect 3

Dylan Meringue

The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference.

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Abraham Pigeon

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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Penny Tool

Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father inconsolable - demands recount!

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Effect 4

Eleanor Fant

Which is worse, that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

Eric Widget

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Will Barrow

The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life.


Effect 5

Bartholemew Shoe

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Spruce Springclean

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. -

Desmond Eagle

The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life.

Effect 6

Inverness

McKenzie

Ruby

Von Rails

Quiche

Hollandaise




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